I'm Over it: Head Gear
Dec 03, 2008 - by Amanda Gabriele
You know what really upsets me? People who take an awesome new trend and shit all over it. I was wearing headbands before the hippie wannabes came along, and now everyone in Ugg boots and their grandmothers have them. Remember owl necklaces? I got the coolest one at an old lady thrift store four years ago and wore it all the time. That is until they were mass produced, and I wished for a real one to eat my eyeballs.
...And now they are crapping all over hair pieces. What the hell were these ladies thinking with the hats? I feel the need to grab my knickers from the back of my closet, hire some backup dancers and perform "Yankee Doodle Dandy" in historic colonial Williamsburg, VA. Don't get me wrong, I love hats. And I love feathers on hats. But turning a cute trend into a "Pirates of the Caribbean" remix is uncalled for.