Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are reportedly dating. Poor Jennifer Aniston. Now that there's a newer, slimmer, even less talented beard in town, she's been relegated to the sidelines. I will say this for the old girl, though. At least she didn't write a sappy, shitty song after John Mayer dumped her. Learn some class, Swift.

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