Since this is my last week as FashionIndie's News & Culture Editor -- and since I'm openly lazy -- I've decided to take a stroll down memory lane cum victory lap. So this week I'll countdown my 10 favorite posts -- my greatest hits, if you will -- reliving how awesome I was much fun these last two-ish years have been.

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#10. We Need to Talk About Your Baby's Cocaine Problem (originally published Dec. 20, 2011)

It's not always easy being sharp before 8 a.m., but the artist in me always comes out when I'm confronted with a story about cocaine. It's like the muse is blowing rails in my brain, shuffling out joke after joke after joke, all hobbling on a glimmering walking shtick.