Lindsay Lohan Has To Mop Up Blood or Go To Jail
Oct 19, 2011 - by Samantha Lim
Another day, another jail sentence for Miss Lindsay Lohan (insert unshocked face and continue to sip your coffee without pause). In LA this morning, prosecutors will be telling a supposedly no-nonsense judge that Lohan was kicked out of a women's center where she was supposed to complete her Red Cross community service based probation. A super peeved off judge immediately yanked her off of Red Cross duty and assigned her last 120 hours to morgue duty. That's right, the morgue, where Lilo will be mopping up blood and cleaning up well, dead people's garbage.
As a result of her drunk driving case of 2007 and her jewelry theft from last year, she has one full year to complete 360 hours of community service, and there is much speculation on how much was actually completed. She has been spotted doing some service work, but she has been much more frequently spotted on red carpets around Europe. Taking bets now, do you think that she played her part or deserves a few more hours behind bars? [TMZ]