Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint.  LAPD has named her and her assistant as main suspects in a case of $100,000 worth of missing watches and sunglasses.  

Sam Magid reported a theft of the items after a party he threw at his home, where Lohan and her assistant were considered suspects.  Still on probation for her previous theft of a necklace, a house party full of expensive goodies at arm's length is probably not the best place for the klepto Mean Girl.  Good thing her publicist has the strong argument of "no comment" when it comes to defending her this evening.