'Twas the Day of Male Model Humping and all through the web/ Dreams of Abercrombie catalogs dance through our heads/ Beautiful naked mens running in black and white/ And you know, not an African-American in sight?/ But put aside your differences, for hark, the big man cometh/ With rounded belly, white beard and a wife  (yeah, I don't get it)/ Bruce Weber slips down our chimneys packages of joy/ For every dude-loving girl, tranny and boy. 

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Photos: Homotography, Male Model Scene, Bellazon