MTV's Other, Even Less Relevant Awards Show
Jun 06, 2011 - by Lester Brathwaite
MTV"s Movie Awards were last night and to no one's surprise The Twilight Saga: Eclipse took home the majority of trophies, including the prestigious Best Kiss award.
The never-ending vampire chick flick series also took home Best Movie, Best Female Performance for Kristen Stewart's harrowing (?) portrayal of...whoever she plays; Best Male Performance for Robert Pattinson basically showing up on set and taking his shirt off; and Best Fight for the Team Jacob v Team Edward bitch-slapping throwdown outside of the movie's L.A. premiere.
Other big "winners" of the night included Emma Stone who won Best Comedic Performance for her tour de force in Easy A and Justin Bieber for Best Jaw-Dropping Moment thanks to a lap dance in his seminal concert film, Never Say Never.
Meanwhile, Ellen Page's Oscar nomination for Juno clearly pales in comparison with the honor of the Best Scared as Shit award she took home for Inception. And last but certainly not least, dyed-in-the-wool movie star Reese Witherspoon took home the Generation Award in recognition of her "remarkable career." Then they showed a bunch of clips from Legally Blonde. [MTV]