Dov Charney and American Apparel bitch-slapped with a $250 million dollar lawsuit over some petty sex slavery; frat boys do the darndest things...especially when trapped in a box with an unlimited supply of booze...like pee in the corner; and Kanye West crushes my dreams of a Golddigger Couture line.

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- Dov Charney has been accused of behavior even despicable by his loose, scumbaggy standards. What could that possibly be, you ask? How's about subjecting a young girl to sex slavery for her 18th birthday (allegations AA denies). Happy Birthday -- slip on this muzzle!...The Charlie Sheen Story. [Racked]

- "Artist" Richie Budd has encased a bunch of not completely unattractive frat boys behind Plexiglass in the exhibition, "Come on Guy" (one must assume) for the sake of art. And also for the sake of perverts who have been banned from every other peepshow in town. [Refinery 29]

- Kate Middleton to wear Alexander McQueen at wedding? Reportedly, the princess-bride-to-be consulted British Vogue's EIC, Alexandra Shulman over the momentous gown. All hail the McQueen! [The Cut]

- Matthew Morrison's album art was clearly dug up from a never released early-90s Richard Marxx project. Meanwhile, shelve this easy listening snoozefest and give me Amber Riley's record, ASAP. [Just Jared]

- Kanye West will not be attending Central Saint Martins after all, it seems. According to a CSM spokesperson: "He isn't coming to study the MA course but he did visit the college regarding a separate issue last week." I hope that "separate issue" involves renaming the college Central Saint Kanyes. [Vogue.co.uk]

- Recession, resmession! Is there even a recession anymore/does anyone even care? Well Michael Kors certainly could give two shits. He's opened his largest store in the world: a sprawling 7,000 square feet in Paris. [NYT]

- And at the Paris opening of his new store, Mary J. Blige "confirmed a year-old report that she will portray Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic" by covering a Simone classic. I'm officially starting my Oscar pool early this year. [NYT]

- Miss J. Alexander once famously said (on one of the 62 cycles of Top Model): "Fashion has no sympathy or empathy." Well, if you're John Galliano, that may not be absolutely true. [The Cut]

- Walking lab experiment James Franco has been tooling around with supermodel Agyness Deyn and has uploaded some of their kooky exploits on the Twitter. [Oh No They Didn't!]