Hey, I'm paying attention. But first, some incredibly professional, unbiased background: Miss Nicola Roberts here is from Britain's Girls Aloud, the greatest pop group of all time. Yes, better than the Spice Girls.

Formed back in 2002 on Popstars: The Rivals, because we needed another reality show about singing people, Girls Aloud have gone on to score 20 consecutive top ten hits and a Brit Award. Okay, so no one gives a damn about them in America. It's our loss:

Fabulous. So now back to Nicola "Cat Fancy" Roberts, the adorable redhead in the above clips. Here she is head-to-toe:

Yes, that is a diamond encrusted cat ornament printed square over her crotch. And yes, it appears that she brought her new sheer curtains along for the ride. Nic wore this BodyAmr ensemble to win the "Ultimate Fashionista" award at Cosmo's Ultimate Women Of The Year Awards 2010, and while there's plenty of ammo for "pussy" jokes, I simply don't care.

She may not get as many tabloid inches as bandmate/Vogue cover girl/former WAG/X-Factor judge/People's Princess Cheryl Cole, but she deserves some love for taking a risk. And fabulous hair.

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