Models Anja Rubik, Aminata Niaria, Alessandra Ambrosio, Bonnie Chen, Angela Lindvall and Coco Rocha swung open the doors to their respective sex dungeons and unchained their boyfriends for a special Valentine's Day editorial for February's Vogue. No matter how attractive they are, I still feel like throwing up...well, more than usual.

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Shot by Patrick Demarchelier and styled by Tabitha Simmons, Vogue recycled this very theme from an editorial nearly 2 years ago, also shot by Demarchelier.

It was cloying then and it's cloying now, unless you're into that sort of thing; you know, love, companionship, not dying alone, blah-blah-blah. Where's my cocktail? V-Day's approaching and I need a buffer from reality.

As for the clothes, besides Bonnie in Burberry, I'm literally in a coma from boredom. Pull the plug.

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