"Basically, here's my whole thing, Unless I'm dressed to the nines all the time, all the time in my life, from head to toe in the best possible gear, then I'm not happy at all."

 -Shia LaBeouf

Really? Shia, do you know what "dressed to the nines" means?!  You look like you're off to your first day of 5th grade in this shot.

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