Red Carpet Report Card: Alan Cummings in Versace
Nov 09, 2012 - by Amanda Gabriele
Alan will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.
What grade did Alan receive? Check out page two to find out.
I am loving this bold red suit on Alan who always looks good on the red carpet. HOWEVER, I don't know what the f*ck is going on with his shoes, but they make me want to puke. They are like a cross between orthopedic shoes and what Alf's feet would look like if they were made of black leather. Major fail on that front. But Alan does look extremely handsome and chic, so we'll just pretend like he doesn't have feet at all. Can you visualize it? Better indeed.