What To Expect From Ryan Lochte's Possible Fashion Line
Aug 08, 2012 - by Emily Draznik
The fashion industry better prepare itself because on top of being offered multiple reality TV shows, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has been offered to create his own fashion line. With possible endorsement deals crawling up this guy's a**hole, Ryan begins to explore his "lifelong dream to become a fashion designer". Basically we want to crawl into a hole and die.
Excuse us while we vomit. Famously douche-y gold medal winning Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has offers for multiple reality TV shows on top of a possible fashion line. If you are unfamiliar with Lochte, the talented meat-head has said that he pees in the Olympic pools, wears grills to Olympic medal ceremonies, and only has time for one night stands. Lord help us.
Granted it was really cute when the athlete was spotted around fashion week meeting-and-greeting industry execs, but it's the bad boy behavior of olympic proportions that really turns us off. Not to mention Ryan's personal style decisions are no less than cringe inducing.
According to the Vogue cover boy, Ryan wants his fashion line "to be business and dressy, but also skater... a mix of dressy, punk, rapper, surfer, and skateboarder.".
Are you as confused as we are? We've collected a couple of images below documenting Lochte's personal style choices to give you a taste of what a business-y/dressy/skater-punk/surfer fashion line might look like. Click through the bro fashion-show and hold fast as you'll soon be praying the world ends before Lochte's fashion line actually materializes.