San Fran Wants To Wipe That Smile Off Your Greasy Little Face

San Francisco's board of supervisors has banned restaurants from giving away toys with meals that have high levels of fat, calories and sugar.

And so what? Have you seen the toys that come with those meals? They used to be so cool, now when I get my Happy Meals I'm always severely disappointed.

First they try and pawn off some Hot Wheels on me, and I'm like, "Bitch, please, you better give me that Barbie with my McNuggets." Then when I get the Barbie it's like 2 inches high and has the same tired princess costume like all the other ones I have. I can't even put her cheap, stringy hair in a chignon!

I say good riddance. We shouldn't be rewarding kids for being fat anyway.

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