Sexiest Man Alive War: Whose Side Are You On?
Nov 16, 2012 - by BLISS.
In case you havent heard, People Magazine crowned Channing Tatum Sexiest Man Alive. And if youre a devoted Ryan Gosling fan, were sure youre saying something like, Hey Girl. Wait, what? Were not saying Channing isnt sexy (hello, Magic Mike), but because our beloved Ry Guy has been robbed of the title yet again, we cant help but be a little peeved about it.
Ryan Gosling has graced us with his sexiness for as long we can remember, and when we think of the hottest men in tinsel town, hes pretty much number one in our spank bank. And after dedicated fans protested outside of Peoples New York offices last year after Bradley Cooper was crowned (one protestor even had a sign reading, Cooper doesnt even have a dog!"), you would think they would have come to their senses. Apparently not.
But lets pump the breaks and explain why we think Ryan whole-heartedly deserves the title. All sexiness aside, Ryan is literally the guy we all dream of bringing home to our parents (and the whole Notebook fantasy thing too). Hes hilarious, kind and a Good Samaritan. Did People Magazine forget that he saved a woman from getting hit by a cab? Like literally saved a life? Or that he broke up a fight on the street between random strangers? Or he brings his mom as his date to his movie premiers? Or he talks so highly of his ex-girlfriends? Or that he made a surprise appearance at a 5K run in Texas to raise money for a school for deaf people? Ok, we need to calm down.
Were not even going to get into his sexiest moments because we could go on forever, but we will say this Ryan, beautiful blue-eyed Ryan, you got robbed again my friend. Buzzfeed didnt hold back when writing, Ryan, I really am not kidding you. A crime against humanity. A crime!!!
We think the brilliance behind Magic Mike is to blame, so we arent blaming People for throwing Channing into the running. But when it comes to staring in a Nicholas Sparks movie and still being put on a lady pedestal long after its over, our beloved Noah completely outshines John. Just saying.