Shitty Economy = Actually Having To Eat Your Yellow Fellow

The Banana Bunker is a protective case for a banana so when your mother packs your lunch your banana doesn't get crushed. Well, in case you haven't picked up on it yet, Yes, this conversation is about to go down that path.

The Banana Bunker is supposed to protect your banana (no pun intended). Isn't that what that thick yellow skin is for? If you ask me this super ribbed sex toy is just an easy way to prevent you from wasting your bananas. No girl wants to eat the banana after they're finished jamming it so far into their birth canal they are poking their liver. I guess the case does provide women the chance to protect their lady parts from all those nasty pesticides that are all over their bananas, but seriously if you're going down the banana route and you don't fall into the "experimenting 17 year old who is too embarrassed to buy a dildo" category, well you deserve to get the Mexican Bird Flu slammed eight inches deep in your snatch.

I think I know why all the ugly girls eat their lunchs in the bathroom now. The cute jock may not like her, but atleast her banana dildo won't make her brown bag her face, in the dark, facing the other direction like all those drunk guys from the all boys school do.

For chocolate bananas, well I'll let you figure that one out.

***Be sure to run it under the sink before returning it to your mom so she can put it in the dishwasher.

Thanks to Babble for the image

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