If moon shoes and rollerblades had a baby, it would probably look like the Classics by Buffalo 1348-14.

Treads thick as tires hit 2.5 inches in the back and roll down to a 1.5 platform in the front. For the undeniably fierce rugged man, this will be the pair you never take off. Available in Texas Oil Negro for $224.95 at Solestruck.com.