Striking. Loud. Insane. These three adjectives are a few of many to use when describing the Margot Wedge Sandal from Opening Ceremony. When orange, leopard and patent leather come together in the same description for footwear, my toes get a hard-on. The silk shoelaces don't hurt either.

You can nourish your feet with these ludicrous shoes for a dainty $365 at openingceremony.us. Just think, that's only $1 a day for a year.