Simon Doonan doesn't get fat. Else he would not fit into that Alaïa he's been eyeing and dying for. We found out all of his favorite designers this morning we met up and fêted today's release of his new book, Gay Men Don't Get Fat. We also learned that the gayest food on the planet is inarguably a macaroon; a burrito, quite possibly the straightest. Anyway, back to the clothing he fits into being so gay and skinny. Meet the best designers in Simon Doonan's eyes.