Spex Battles Blinding Snow With Cheap Shades

I'm getting blinded by the sun refracting rays off heaps of glistening snow. Sun. Now there's a word I haven't used in a while. Not feeling its warmth for quite some time has put it out of my mind. No, rather it's put ME out of my mind. I need some shades to hide my vitamin D deficiency and protect my frail pupils from the harsh lighting effects of this oncoming blizzard. And I'd like them on sale for all of the trouble the lack of sun has caused me. Now, that'd be spexy.

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