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Suck On It, Betty White

Dec 20, 2010 - by Lester Brathwaite

There's a new old broad in town. GQ named Joan Rivers their Old Lady of the Year. This honor could be highly controversial, though. Sure, Joan is technically 78, but many parts of her aren't even old enough to drive.

On being named Old Lady of the Year:

"Well, it beats the shit out of being named employee of the month at the Olive Garden. I'm just happy to finish ahead of that schemy little bitch, Betty White."

On her highlights of the year:

"Well, I finally went through menopause. That was a great milestone. I tried to sell a house in Connecticut and and apartment in Manhattan and neither of them sold. Actually, if you really want to know the truth, it's been an amazing year. Melissa and I taped a new reality show. That's been so much fun. And the acclaim that the documentary gottotally unexpected, thus twice as enjoyable."

On renewed interst in her:

"I have a new stalker, which is terrific. He never forgets a birthday or what he insists is our wedding anniversary."

LINK LOVE: GQ

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