In the universe of undeserved hype and acclaim, no star shines brighter than Taylor Swift. The country-pop superstar landed her first and let's hope only Vogue cover for the mag's February issue. And in keeping with the old addage, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"... here ya go.

Ok, wait, I can say one nice thing: her bangs and cheekbones look really good. Wow, that wasn't so bad...but why does it feel like a part of me has died inside?