On the third night of Chanukah my true love gave.... wait wrong song. Sorry, too much freaking Christmas cheer in the FashionIndie office. Friends, family, secret admirers, you should know that third on my list for Chanukah wishing is this stunning little Stella McCartney faux (obviously) snakeskin purse. It's the red. No, it's the chain around the outside. No, it's the perfect size of iPhone, wallet keys, lipstick. Oy I'm all meshuggeneh, so many reasons I want this bag! Pretty please?

I mean, what's $995 for a Stella McCartney purse, especially when it's going to yours truly? Thanks in advance. Happy Chanukah.