A striking, emaciated Asian hunching in a drop-crotch pant and opera glove. Daisuke Ueda covers Vogue Hommes Japan's "Eastern Promise" issue -- out March 10th --  shot by Steven Klein and styled by Nicola Formichetti -- prompting me to ask, who else is excited for the Mugler show today?! If not, here's a potential reason to get your shit together: Lady Gaga is not only the show's  musical director but is also making her runway debut as a model and previewing her new song, "Government Hooker."

Okay, so: A.) It's great that Gags and Formichetti have helped each other basically take over the world. B.) This is an example of some amazing marketing. And C.) Dead.

Photo: Nicola Formichetti's Blog!!

Sidebar: "Government Hooker"?