Kristen Stewart is virtually unrecognizable thanks to the supernatural powers of photogs Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott and stylist Edward Enninful on the cover of W's September issue.

Sure I may have openly balked, scoffed and guffawed at Stefano Tonchi's choice to have the Twilight tart grace the most important cover of the year -- particularly after that underwhelming and just plain awkward Vogue cover -- but color me surprised: Kristen Stewart looks stunning.

Meanwhile, what's that chill in the air? Oh, that's right, hell's frozen over. Better wrap up, Bella!

Rule Numba One: When in doubt, give it a cat eye. Rule Numba Two: The bigger the hair, the bigger the flair. Rule Numba Three: SHOULDERS.

Though the extent of my Twilight experience begins and ends with watching Taylor Lautner strip down with the sound off, if Kiki Stews brings this much acting to the screen she might have a career after she and co. have broken the Dawn.

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