Lady Gaga (or Lady Gag Gag) has been immortalized as a lonely, perverted mans plaything a.k.a. you now know what to get me for Christmas. A listing of actual quotes to promote this stocking stuffer after the jump.
"She Loves It When You Poke-Her Face!"
"I Wanna Take A Ride on Your Disco Stick!"
"She's So Dirty ... Even Her Doll Smells!"