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I mean, sure there's the three separate restraining orders against me filed by Jon Kortajarena and two other gentleman in said photo. And sure I may have once fondled Oriol Elcacho in the men's bath at more than one Met Gala event. But still, I have a right, dammit, to ogle/stalk men that have no interest in me. It's my right as a gay man. I'll overlook this slight this time, but I can't promise to be as lenient next time.