This week, we're giving away four pairs of Tortoise & Blonde Eyewear to two lucky ladies and gents. Find out how to enter after the jump.

Tortoise & Blonde wants to Sit On Your Face, and yes, they are serious. The New Jersey-based eyewear brand recently caused a stir with their new, sexually charged slogan and campaign, just in time for New York Fashion Week. Obviously some were shocked, but we are digging the label's super forward, tongue-in-cheek approach to owning sex in the eyewear business. This just brings it all together, kind of like a Sex, Specs, and Rock n Roll type of vibe, co-ounder Evan Weisfeld told The Observer regarding their new M.O. ...this carves out our niche pretty good. The company, founded by father and son Dr. Steven Weisfeld and Evan Weisfeld in 2009, is quickly becoming one of our favorite eyewear brands, and now we're bringing their fabulous pairs straight to you.

How can you win one of four pairs of eyewear? Head over to T&B's Facebook page, LIKE it and send an email to [email protected] telling us about a pair of shades or eyeglasses you loved and lost. Maybe you forgot them at the beach this summer or accidentally stepped on them because you couldn't see. The two guys and two gals with the best stories will each win the pair of his or her choice. Good luck!

To learn more about T&B and to shop, visit them online at tortoiseandblonde.com. Questions about the contest? Ask me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs. This contest is open to residents of the United States only. In the instance a winner cannot be contacted, his or her prize will be forfeited.