Retail mogul and Kate Moss BFF Sir Philip Green traipsed around on his Barbados vacation with a Sex Pistols T-shirt that would give Avril AND Paris a run for their money (if Avril has any left, that is). The faces of Green himself, Simon Cowell, and Sylvester Stallone, top the bodies of the rockers.
Oh, Grandpa. You own TOPSHOP. You can’t get a decent beach cover-up?
Cheers: Mary-Kate, Karl Lagerfeld, grunge, gypsies, birds -----
Jeers: Ronsons, neon, ombre, gold, pants
