Edited by Corey Moran on
Sick of all those inconsiderate assholes in the city who just walk straight into you with their umbrellas, and think nothing of it? Might I suggest this insanely cool brass knuckled umbrella called the Umbuster. You better think twice about walking into me now you pricks, or I will punch you in the face!
Thanks Kempt for the image.
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