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Is there anything worse than New York on a rainy day? I must say that I hate it more than anything in the world. Besides the already blatently rude street walkers that already exist, they now all have umbrellas. Now I’m a pretty tall guy, clocking in at 6′ 1″, and I have been known to catch atleast seven umbrellas to the face on an average rainy day and it sucks! So as a public service to myself and all the other 6 footers in Manhattan, everyone should buy this polite umbrella. The handle has a pull on the bottom that draws the sides in around you while you’re passing other people.

I cherish my eyes, so can you please get one of these so I don’t have to spend a week or so with an eye patch on.

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