Rich Chicks Pay Way Too Much for Sex

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I really do love it when rich, over indulgent idiots get their hearts broken and are made to feel like the “common” folk for a while. Case in point, Jen Ferguson and her pal Devon Cross, who paid $16,000 for a New York trip to see “Sex and the City” and were disappointed when they were rejected from the premiere (hear that, it’s the smallest violin in the world playing a symphony for you bitches).

The Daily News reported on the rejected Sex lovers stating that the girls were left out in the rain as the announcement was made that Radio City was overbooked and that they wouldn’t get in. Cross was most likely the most disappointed Sex addict. “I’m totally not a dress girl but I’ve really tried to harness my inner Carrie Bradshaw and put dresses on every day.”  Okay sweetie, if a show is making you do things you don’t really want to do (like the uncontrollable desire I get to vomit everytime I see anything relating to The Hills) it might be time to separate yourself from it. Calling on the power of fictional characters you watch on TV is about as idiotic as thinking your special cause your rich.

Aw, so sad, too bad. You’re story makes me sad for life. Yours.

All images and quotes from the NY Daily News.