Rolling Stone Catches The Aneurysm…Anna Wintour Weeps!

It was bad enough when the girls from the ‘Hills’ invaded our homes with their fake reality show, their petty problems and their emaciated carcasses.  It was even worse when they decided that they would force their “talent” as “designers” on we the fashion devoted like a prison yard bully that won’t take no for an answer.  But NOW,  they’ve poo’ed all over pop culture with the help of Rolling Stone.  Bad magazine, BAD!

Clearly Satan and Hitler are running Rolling Stone via conference call from the pit of hell.  The magazine has been getting more and more questionable as the years have passed but it’s officially popped a whole bottle of OxyContin and suicided itself with this desecration of Americana.  How in the world do you have legendary covers with the likes of Jimi Hendrix,  Prince, Curt Cobain, Tina Turner, The Beatles and then you drop aaaallllll the way down to the bottom of society for relentless attention whores?!  What kind of Tom Follery is that?!

So help me magnificent Christ Jesus if Vogue (money hungry viper) puts anyone of them on the cover. I will burn with the anger of 3 million Lindsey Lohan firecrotches and Anna Wintour will meet an untimely but well deserved demise…………love ya Winnie!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO