Scientology - Screwin’ With Fashion For The Glory Of Xenu

Dear Mrs. Holmes-Cruise,

“Help!”

In light of the information that you will be “designing” your own death shrouds clothing line for Armani, this is your official warning. If you DARE to make a bunch of pretentious crap with pricetags that can only be paid for with prostitution…. NOTHING, NOT EVEN XENU & ALL THE OTHER SCIENTOLOGY EXTRATERRESTRIALS WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH TO COME THAT IS Z’MAJI, play with me if you want heffa! Now aside from my promise to DESTROY your life if you screw with the fashion consumers, I actually am really becoming fond of you and your newfound sense of style. I think that since you’ve gotten with Tommy, your look has totally improved but that is one of the perks of being Mrs. Cruise…..that and your career flops……..oh and after you bare his seed your womb is decimated to shreds of flesh, never to produce life again…

“If you watch closely, her eyelids are batting out S.O.S.”

- In the love of whyte Jesus, Z’maji

-Z’maji, “Do screw with me sweetie, I really will hurt you!”