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I used to really enjoy Robert Pattinson’s sex hair, but now, he has taken it way too far. I have come to the conclusion that Pattinson doesn’t just roll out of bed but has his stylist spending at least 3 hours doing his hair. It looks like each individual swooping piece was attacked by a curling iron, followed by a handful of bacon grease to keep it from going limp. I’ve had enough. Sex hair isn’t sexy when it is forced.

Thanks for the photo Just Jared!