Shame In a Bag

Kirby Marzec, Managing Editor October 28 at 5:17 | Comments | TWEET THIS

You’ve got a dirty little secret. Your boyfriend just dumped you so you decided to go online for some retail therapy. Before you finish packing up your stuff to move back in with mom and dad, you take one last spin on your ex’s credit card. Oh yes, you just dropped $3,790 on the ombre brushed wool coat by Nina Ricci. You could have it gift wrapped and overnighted for immediate use. You could send it by ground mail to your parent’s place. Or better yet, you can have it hand delivered, in a paper bag, to your door. Thanks to Net-A-Porter, nobody need to know what you bought or where it came from. You’ll definitely get away with it, your ex believing it’s simply some comforting chow mein from the local Chinese food dive. So spend away, all guilt is hidden in the brown paper bag! Just make sure you change your forwarding address and cell number…

Thanks Fashionista!