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If only Unicorn Man was able to fit his burly hooves into this dazzling pair. Oh well, that means more for us when it comes to Gasoline Glamour‘s Mad Unicorn Shoes, a happy, hand-made menagerie of mirrors, Swarovski crystals, fuzz and spikes. Wow your friends and stab your enemies in the shins with 8-inch stilettos on a 4-inch platform. Easy partner, don’t drool all over yourself.
Price available upon request at GasolineGlamour.com.
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.