Okay, so the exclamation marks are probably unneeded cause I actually hate Gossip Girls, but when we saw signs saying that TV’s bitchiest group of young stars would be chilling in our nabe, we couldn’t pass up the chance to check it out.

Thank god we did cause we had the chance to see the Hollywood magic that makes this pleasant alternative to The Hills such a success. Also, we have a total spoiler alert!!! Like seriously, don’t read ahead unless you really want to have your entire life ruined for knowing what will happen in the show. Honestly, this may change your life forever…

Backstage we spotted star Taylor Momsen (Jenny Humprey) who was busily playing with her Ipod Mini (get with the times and grab a touch). The scene was set for what would be Jenny’s entrance in the mixed boys and girl school courtyard. As Jenny walks in all the students begin gossiping about her. They call her a fat cow and begin passing out photos grabbed from her Facebook in which she looks like she’s totally drunk, even though like she wasn’t, she was just like totally not ready for the picture and it made her look like a troll, but she didn’t want anyone to see so like she didn’t post it, but someone like hacked into her account and posted it as her main profile page and then it had like a hundred comments in about an hour and everyone was laughing at her, and like the whole thing like totally sucked, cause she was like so totally embarrassed, so like her face started turning really red, and everyone was laughing and pointing and saying Humprey Go-fart, which is like the worse thing anyone could say, cause like she doesn’t even realize who Humprey Bogart is, so like the joke makes no sense, and she starts like balling tears and her hair falls off and her head explodes into a million pieces, and then the rest of the cast comes to her aid, and then get hit by a mack truck.

The blood splatter totally like yeah totally hit these little girls who were watching.

Totally, watching this show next season to see what happens next.

Sorry Indies, Gossip kills.

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