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I love beauty products with a sense of humor. You can’t take makeup too seriously, or you will look like Liza Minnelli on Halloween. That’s why Rescue Beauty Lounge has made my wish list with its new line of nail polish named after the Spongebob Squarepants cartoon. The polish trio contains three muted colors called “Starfish Patrick”, “Bikini Bottom” and “Square Pants.” I like when childhood pop culture is used to develop grown-up products. Now all I want is a pair of Sesame Street platform shoes!
Thanks Nylon.
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.