After years of seeing Jessica Simpson’s annoying face covering the tabloids and bobbing around on television, I’ve come to two conclusions- she is a mediocre singer and a terrible actress. Thank you Vanity Fair for giving me another for the list. Jessica Simpson is a dreadful model. What the hell is her face doing in this photo? Instead of looking elegant and poised, I get the impression she has really bad cramps. Simpson is a southern belle pageant princess; trying to make her look like a classic, old Hollywood starlet is just making me want to vomit. You can’t fool me either. I can see through those many layers of Photoshop work. I know times are hard, but is Jessica Simpson the best Vanity Fair could do for the cover?
GALLERY: Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair
LINKAGE: Dlisted
Amanda realized at a young age she could turn her love for materialistic bullshit into a lucrative career. She gets the best of two worlds working in both fashion merchandising and journalism. Amanda's obsessions include Johnnie Walker Black Label, jamming to Lil Wayne at obnoxious noise levels and working on her memoir "Sex, Drugs and Burning Chairs: The Kent State Experience." She possesses more knowledge about underwear than you could ever accumulate in your entire life. Midwestern born, bred and corrupted, Amanda currently resides in Brooklyn with the ///Slant///.
