STREET ZEROES: My Sister Is Stalking Verizon Customers RIGHT NOW

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Picture 2I am now about to go on a rant about how much I don’t like the Midwest:

My sister is currently texting me with live updates of her trip to the Verizon store in Ann Arbor.  This further explains why my sister and I are the same person:

“Hot pink dollar store flip flops, white sweat pant shorts up the butt. One of those initial purses from Claire’s (you can see it better in the second pic), Brooklyn USA tank, having a conversation about tanning and more. Oh, and fake Oakley sunglasses. And Cosmo in her purse.”

I couldn’t believe this was true..but it gets better

“Well I’m like fifth in line and it’s hilarious. I thought you’d enjoy. Oh now she’s discussing what shampoo to use. Pulled out a notebook to record ‘big sexy hair.’ Classy”

I conclude, Michigan people not only lack style, but they find themselves thinking that they are in tune to what’s ‘fashionable’ or ‘in right now.’  You can bash and hate me all you want, but I have lived here for twenty one years. I know what’s going on.

 

Another update:

“Holy crap! Another lady in here: Crocs, khaki capris, red baggy tee with what appears to be a huge drool spot, frizzy hair. You would hate it here. Or die.”

And I would like to close with:

“Gold pants. The lady next to me has a bruised swollen face from plastic surgery. This place is insane. Girl in front of me in an all black dressy outfit, brown purse, and white Nike grandma walking shoes.”

Rescue me. Rescue me now.

 

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  • madisonelle
    Wow, you and your sister should get lives. Maybe you should consider people may not have the financial resources you do to indulge their wardrobes. Another thing to consider, maybe they focus on things more important than labels and fashion. I love fashion, however judging people by what they wear, unknowing of their socio-economic background and capabilities is just plain mean.
  • cheap can still be chic, and i'm only talking about fashion on this site because well...it's a fashion site.
  • mari
    well you said it is ANN ARBOR, not exacly NY. big deal shes' dressed how many people from small towns are dressed. and to then generalize and say you hate the midwest because you've encountered people dressed in a way that doesn't meet your standards.

    so you left the midwest to NY. like thousands of people haven't done the same. do you think because you live in NY and write for this blog you deserve accolades and respect or the right to belittle people from where you grew up? you've mentioned similar things numerous times, i noticed. i like this blog, but damn it's not the holy grail of fashion.
  • taylorpowel
    Not to mention, you can get sued if this particular woman should ever find her picture on this site. I hope she does.
  • reese27
    Apparently, people from Michigan also lack tact. In poor taste, Hillary. Stick to writing about fashion, and not bashing your home town and its inhabitants.
  • sinnerssaynt
    Eww. Skipping over her updates. This was the stupid thing I've read on here. I usually read this blog everyday. I agree, poor taste!
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