Dogs have long been seen by fashion people as the ultimate accessory. Available in hundreds of shapes, sizes and colors man’s four-legged friend goes with nearly any outfit in a fashion persons wardrobe. Pomeranians make great tag alongs for the fashionista rocking fox fur, while greyhounds pair nicely with a Francisco Costa minimalist (and help even the most anorexic model look “plump”).
Every fashionista has or at least has the desire to own a dog. They will spend hours on end pampering and professing their love for these beast, even using them as a reason to justify their fur lust. When approached by PETA members and asked if they hate animals, a fashion person will simply answer “No, I love dogs”, and quickly turn around allowing their 3000 chinchilla skin coat to strike the face of the inquisitive activist.
If you encounter a fashion person be sure to mention your own personal admiration for dogs. It would be smart to have a few pictures available of dogs you love. Be sure that the pictures are of small or expensive rare breeds as this will add to your status and make you valued amongst the fashion crowd. An acceptable gift when entering a fashion persons home is any item from Juicy Couture’sdog line, which includes necessities like pawfum (perfume), pawlish (nail polish) and fur trim coats. The fashion person will not only be impressed but may even let you play with their fashionable pooch once he returns from his day of pampering from the dog spa.
Futurist, Husband, Lover of Small Animals. I'm the quintessential jaded New Yorker with a mind for all things fashion. My articles are the type you'd expect from the popular girl at school; mean spirited and ready to pour some pigs blood on your homemade prom dress.
