Sugar Bush Squirrel: Supermodel, Pot Head, Military Mascot.
If you don’t know who Sugar Bush Squirrel, it’s cause your not a Bush supporting, desperate housewife from Bubblefuck, USA. The supermodel/military mascot has been creating a stir lately for his fashionable take on politics.
The squirrel might even be giving Kate Moss a run for her money as top model, he just wrapped up a campaign for Miami’s Transit System and was recently featured on Cute Overload.
Sugar Bush Squirrel as Stacey London on Fashio”nut”ly Late. Unfortunately, I’m not making this up.
Basically, this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen and I wish I had a pet squirrel to torture with horrible costumes. You can check out all his looks here.
(Yes, it is a slow news day. Thanks so much for pointing that out.)

Praying for his fallen brethren. I think a street cleaner got them or something.

Sugar Bush as a terrorist. If there was ever a time to enforce the Patriot Act, it’s now.






