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In a final act of desperation to stay on the air, 90210 has announced that Rumor Willis and Jessica Lowndes will be gettin’ down on a regular basis. Apparently the show isn’t doing this for press, and they are going to develop this into a full on relationship. I’m calling this now…BULLSHIT! You are doing this for press and press only. You pick an actress with a shit career and big last name, get her to go down on a halfway decent looking actress once a season, and you might actually get some viewers. Rumor Willis though? Poor choice, you could have at least gotten someone good looking. Well, at least there are no doubt as to who’s the man in this relationship

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Love this retro chic look, and her old Hollywood-inspired hair! Could do for a little less spray tan, though…What do you think?

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Ever watch a show about kids in high school and find yourself thinking, there is NO way that person is actually in high school? Well ‘Oh No They Didn’t’ broke down six of these supposed teens for us: (from top left to right, bottom left to right)

1. 90210, Oldest Cast Member: Trevor Donovan, 30…he’ll be turning 31 next month.

2. Gossip Girl, Oldest Cast Member: Jessica Szohr, 24..this surprises me, she looks 20, and Ed Westwick looks really old

3. Glee, Oldest Cast Member: Cory Monteith, 27…I don’t even know what this show is, but that guy looks 35

4. The Vampire Diaries, Oldest Cast Member: Paul Wesley, 27…that’s more like 270 in vampire years.

5. The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Oldest Cast Member: Greg Finley, 24…turns the ‘16 and pregnant’ issue of this show to a totally different level

6. Friday Night Lights, Oldest Cast Member: Zach Gilford, 27…up until last year they had a 30 year old…ew.

Two I’d like to add to this list:

The OC, Oldest Cast Member: Benjamin McKenzie, 24. Ryan Atwood is now 31, making him 24 when the first season started in 2003..I guess when you do jail time it sets you back a few years..

The entire cast of One Tree Hill, all now in their late 20s, and in the 7th season of the show.  Now they’ve been out of college for a ‘few years,’ but this would put all of them around 21 when they were supposed to be playing 15-year-olds.

Older actors playing high schoolers, your thoughts, creepy, or sexy?

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I never got into this show, what do you guys think..are you excited for it to return?

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Half of the reason why I watch television (and 75% of the reason why I never miss an episode of Gossip Girl) is for the wardrobe. We’ve concocted a list of 10 shows, old and new, that we may watch just to see what they’re wearing.

1. Gossip Girl- Given.

2. Sex And The City- We couldn’t decide which should’ve been first, but then again, Gossip Girl is like a younger version of Sex and the City…

3. Ugly Betty- Even though Betty is meant to be super cheesy and unfashionable, she actually wears a lot of designer stuff. And Amanda? Fabulous.

4. Marissa Cooper and Seth Cohen from the O.C.- Marissa may have had her problems, but that girl knew how to dress.  And Seth definitely popularized the whole ‘nerd/hipster’ thing…sorry Ryan, wife beaters aren’t exactly fashionable.

5. Silver from 90210- Can’t say I ever wore thigh-highs and heels to high school.

6. Kelly Bundy from Married With Children- Move over Kelly Kapowski, Christina Applegate is way hotter than you…or maybe just sluttier?

7. Addison Forbes-Montgomery from Private Practice- Oh you know, just another day at the office in my high-waisted skirt and adorable blouse

8. Swingtown- Check out that dude’s orange bell bottoms!

9. Mad Men- I really wish people still dressed like this, it’s so awesome.

10. Dahlia Malloy from the Riches- Definitely not how my mom dresses.

 

Anything we missed? What’s your favorite show stylist?

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The CW has long held a spot in my heart for the way they are able to market their teen dramas. Gossip Girl ads are pure classics but it seems that 90210 doesn’t get the same kind of treatment that the folks behind Chuck Bass get. These ads are downright lame. Seriously, this top one featuring that open mouth kiss looks like a poor attempt to play with a blur tool on photoshop and the one featuring Tori Spelling is down right terrifying.  And really Diablo Cody of Juno fame, this is what you’re doing now, really?!?

So glad I choose not to watch this 90’s rehash. 90210, you are so NO.

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LINKAGE: 90210 Promotional Posters for May Sweeps

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The May editorial from Who What Wear featured a flashback to to the OG Beverly Hills 90210 style. The ’90’s grunge style has been back for a while, and these girls bring you ’90s nerdy, sexy, and casual chic.

Here’s what they had to say about the looks:

“When you hear the words “nineties fashion,” most people immediately envision something sloppy, involving flannel, and heavy on slacker attitude. While it’s true that these Alice-in-Chains-influenced styles were certainly emblematic of the time, grunge wasn’t the only trend in town˜oh no! The decade was also front-loaded with lots of edgy silhouettes, bright accents, and zany looks, all of which are feeling fresh again. ”

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Twilight star and 90210  actor Kellan Lutz is featured in the latest issue of Flaunt magazine all greasy and dirty…

Guess it was time for some male fashion porn, ladies enjoy!

Oh, click here if you want to see photos of his face (I didn’t care much)…

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My assumption is that Tori Spelling was recently possessed by the spirit of her dead father and is currently injecting a cocktail of Holy Water and Botox into her face to excises him. That or she’s realizing that showing up to the prom (cause seriously, is there any other reason to that) with another chick doesn’t grant you instant Lohan-status, it just makes you look really, really desperate. 

[New York, February 13. Image via WENN.]

LINKAGE: Kelly And Donna Hit Up The West Beverly Sweethearts Dance [Snap Judgment]

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Shenae Grimes is in my own personal hall of fame of terrible fashion. She lets herself out of the house like this?

I understand she’s just trying to hit up the supermarket, but in West Hollywood on a Sunday, did she expect to go unnoticed?

The outfit actually kind of works if you scroll up slowly (although I go for a jean with a much darker wash).  But as soon as you get to that headband…

I chose this photo because my face pretty much matched hers when I saw it; but check out the other ones to see the full glory of the headband, at Just Jared.

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90210 star Shenae Grimes was snapped shopping at Pier 1 Imports Tuesday with nothing of reedeming fashion value. Fugly shirt, fugly tights-for-pants, fugly boots, and fugly Mom shades.  

Hm, cute bag though.  

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Not that wearing Christian Audgier doesn’t already classify you as a Fashion F*ck Up, but when you are dressing like a pirate hooker for Christian Audgier, you deserve to be sterile. AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 fame displayed her true lack of fashion knowledge by getting all dolled up in an ugly space pirate for Christian Audgier The Nightclub at Treasure Island in Las Vegas. Now I understand this is a one time this, but this is one time too many. So please Christian Audigier, stop ruining fashion and the people who are oh so close to it.

Thanks Just Jared for this train wreck.

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I guess if you are going to be cast in a show about Beverly Hills you have to actually look like you live there. There is no way that Shenae Grimes has made enough money from 90210 already to have hired a stylist, so she either has one on lease for now, or she made more money than we thought be a bitchy teen on Degrassi. Either way she looks good now and definitely got her act together.

p.s. Has anyone seen the new 90210 yet? Is it worth my time?

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If you were thinking 90210 was going to be a West Coast Gossip Girl, think again. We’ve just gotten word of some merchandise on the horizon for the show which might prove that this is some safe little after school special with a low testosterone level. Everyone is saying how “naughty” this show will be, how shocking the story lines are, and how controversial the characters and plotlines are going to play out. If that was the case, then I feel we wouldn’t have to see product inspirations like these…

That’s right kiddies. That’s some cheesy ass merchandise to suck your twat onto. Come 2009 (they’re really expecting this show to last that long?), you’ll be able to pick up a shitload of stuff from your favorite zipcode including apparel, cosmetics, bags and school supplies. The apparel line will include t-shirts, like the ones spotted above, and, wait for it, FLEECE… (Oh god, did this collection get shat out the ass of an Old Navy designers nut sack!?!)

Basically, if these product offerings are any inclination of that this shows gonna be like, you can expect some 7th Heaven style faire coming out of the CW this fall. I’ll give it three episodes before making a final decision, but it might be time to pack our bags and move to a more fashionable zip.

Images courtesy of the sexy bitches at WWD.

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After chosing Lindsay Lohan for their Korea debut, Nylon choses the cast of the new 90210 for their cover. Despite the some what decent display of fashion (despite the been there done that trends), I thought we all decided that the new 90210 already sucked? Pull it together Nylon you’re better than that…I think.

Thank you Nylon for gracing me with these wonderful gifts.

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Cory’s newest zip code, 90210. The internet it girl will be in the first episode of 90210 when it airs on the CW on Sept 2nd.  She’ll be on there with on-again, off-again man toy Mark the Cobrasnake, whose famous for making the it girl famous.

Will she be teaching the girls of Beverley how to strike a pose?  Or will she just be educating them on the best way to get into clubs with fake id’s?  Check out the premiere of 90210 to find out.

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Oh, yeah. I hate Jennie Garth. She sucks and her family wears crocs...

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