My fave color, mixed with my fave lingerie brand sprinkled with my fave shoe designer.

Nothing says I’m ready for a gaggle of gargantuan gourds better than a cardigan chock-full of cock. This little number will set you back $500 bucks, but my guess is wearing it to the next PTA meeting will grant you the covetted crown for Queen of Peen.

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Check out these awesome windows at Agent Provocateur, inspired by women superheroes.

‘The New World Order’ is a four part epic illustrated novel charting the adventures of APEX (Agent Provocateur Elite Xemplar), a super race of woman from a planet called Voluptura- their quest, to protect their civilization and their plans to liberate planet earth.

Can we now consider nipple tassels part of the fashion world?

Vogue UK wants you to think so, in their June “Show and Tell” spread.

Guinevere van Seenus posed for Paolo Roversi in this burlesque-inspired spread, full of American Apparel, Agent Provocateur, Armani, and lots of sequins.

GALLERY: Show and Tell, Vogue UK, June 2009.

These three vintage Agent Provocateur ads are amazing, so genius in their format cuz who doesn’t love an orgy…

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Agent Provocateur brings us another sexy collection, only this time it’s swimwear, and exactly what you’d expect from the maker of the world’s naughtiest lingerie.

Karen Elson laces up in this ad titled “Ulysses and the Call of the Sirens” after the Greek myth in which a trio of seductresses charm the hero by song. A perfect spring/summer collection with bright colors and fun patterns.

Don’t you wish you had her gorgeous long red hair?

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Kylie Minogue’s steamy ad for lingerie line Agent Provocateur has been voted the best cinema commercial of all time.

The ad, which features our pop princess writhing on a mechanical rodeo bull in sexy underwear, caused a massive stir when it was released in 2001.

It came out on top in a poll by Brit firm Digital Cinema Media.

Watch the video HERE.

Via News.com.au

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, luxe British lingerie line Agent Provocateur has come out with its new spring collection, called Virgins.

Pixie is the newest Geldof girl to model for Agent Provocateur. In contrast to older sister Peaches’ shots in September, Pixie “is styled as a virgin,” in clean makeup and all-white lingerie.

Image from The Daily Mail.

Agent Provocateur is on a mission to take you to the dark side, the lingerie company has just released promos for their new campaign staring Peaches Geldof. The Season of the Witch will undoubtedly be one of the company’s most sexually controversial ad push, featuring torture, albinos, witchcraft, and just a little bit of devil worship.

Hell nothing gets me harder than a little Satan worship, so I’m sure this will be one for the books.

Daisy Lowe and Peaches Geldof will play powerful temptresses, seducing their virginal victims in the newest Agent Provacateur ad campaign. There’s a little preview online now in which the indie favorites play with fruit, chickens and well, virgins. Check it out.

WHY MAGGIE WHY?

You are one on my short lists of celebrities who don’t make me gag! You aren’t typical and that’s what I, and others, like about you.

Subversive art students, like myself, fell a little bit in love with you after you made Secretary.

You were one of the only pregnant celebs who didn’t feel the need to do a Demi-inspired nude pregnant layout. And on behalf of the public, ‘We thank you’. Instead you posed in those beautiful Agent Provocateur ads.

But what is this?

This should be a lesson to everyone silk-satin will give you paunch, no matter how much you weigh, it would even give Nicole Richie paunch.

It’s not even that the black jumpsuit is bad, all you had to do was belt it!

And you wonder why you are often placed on the worst dressed lists….

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There are certain days when I completely and absolutely remember why I love fashion. It’s not the days when I get to sit front row at NY Fashion Week, or the days that packages arrive from designers trying to woo me with freebies (athough those days are nice. please send all packages and invites to the address listed at the bottom of this page. thank you). It’s all about the days when campaigns like Kate Moss’s for Agent Provocateur end up in my mailbox and for a few fleeting moments I realize that I am in a field where people will randomly ask me to examine the half-nude (sometimes fully nude) body of a supermodel.

Kate Moss shines in these ad shots for her recent campaign with Agent Provocateur. Her beauty is undeniable and the looks are a major step up for the lingerie brand, who famously dumped Kate for the less than spectacular Maggie Gyllenhall. Thank god Kate is back, cause these shots remind us why we love the aging, nearly over-the-hill model. It’s her drop dead gorgeous appeal and limitless sexual energy. Her ability to own each shot and remind you that she has what you want. Her pouty lips and sweet sounding British accent. Her in with nearly every dealer in London, NY, LA and Milan. Her …

Now, I’m going to close my computer and stop talking about Kate Moss, Rebecca looks like she’s ready to kick my ass if I say anything else about Ms.Moss … whose supple breast and soft skin speaks to me in these ads … what’s that Kate?  You want me to kiss you?  I don’t know if I can? Maybe just one … little … Rebecca proceeds to beat me over the head with her Mac book. (I’ll most likely be in the hospital this weekend. See you next week indies. And enjoy more Moss photos after the jump. Ow, I think I forgot what yellow looks like. Is that even possible?)

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Damn Kate. I’m sold. I need every single one in the collection for my significant other.

Age has no effect on Kate Moss’ sexiness in this commercial for Agent Provocateur. She spends most of the time in the video talking about some freaky dream while wearing the collection. It’s eerie, sexy and just a bit of camp for Moss fans everywhere.