Fashion of His Love : Lady Gaga : This bouncy and all the way uppity tribute to McQueen inspires fabulosity. But really, you could listen to every track ever laid by Mother Monster and have an excellent getting ready sesh.

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag : James Brown : Get funky. He might even inspire you to wear that brand new purchase.

Wondaland : Janelle Monáe : Ethereally uplifting, it’ll get you ready for the wonderland you’re about to party at.

Flashing Lights : Kanye West : Prepare for the flashes from your personal (or professional) paparazzi.

Fancy : Drake : You fancy, huh?

Filthy and Gorgeous : Scissor Sisters : Cause you’re filthy and I’m gorgeous.

Young Hearts Run Free : Kym Mazelle : This might impede your getting ready process, unless your process involves spinning ’round in raining glitter.

Free Your Mind : En Vogue : And the rest will follow.

On Point : Electrik Red : Get an education on How To Be a Lady.

Hot for You : Brainstorm : Ten minutes of disco heaven.

Sexi Bitch : David Guetta ft Akon : Damn, they’ve laid out your getting ready aspirations.

Flashback : Calvin Harris : Reminisce about a great night while getting ready for another.

Bad Habits : Maxwell : Take a moment to slow it down a touch – good for eye makeup application.

Sleigh Bells : Kids : Dub steppin’ metal move.

Electric Feel : MGMT : Jolt some voltage into your body.

Just Can’t Get Enough : Depeche Mode : But remember Chanel’s golden rule, take off the last thing you put on.

Give Me Everything : Pitbull ft Ne Yo : Know what you want and sieze it all in the night.

Run the World : Beyoncé : B has started a revolution ‘pon de floor. Dress accordingly.

Don’t Wanna Go Home : Jason Derulo : Daylight come when you get home.

We R Who We R : Ke$ha : For the kinda night that’ll end all sloppy. You won’t remember, and it’s probably for the best.

You Make My Dreams Come True : Hall & Oates : Stay with the eighties for a moment more because, and I quote a Youtube comment, “This is exactly how I feel after sex? ……….. Every time.”

Just Dance : Lady Gaga : Gaga fittingly makes the list again with her epic first anthem to partying.

Revolver (one love remix) : Madonna & David Guetta : This one’s killer.

Not Myself Tonight : Christina Aguilera : Prepare yourself for a night where anything is possible.

Milkshake : Kelis : It’s not exactly the pre-game we had in mind, but if it brings all the boys to the yard…

Dancing On My Own : Robyn : What else would you be doing whilst getting dressed?

Ooh Yeah : Moby : Oh yeah, this song will get you pumped on the upbeat.

Prendre L’Air : Shy’m : Everything sounds better in French.

What do YOU listen to while getting all glam for an evening?

Fabulous photo courtesy of Flying Saucer

Pulling the legendary Disco Stick from the sacred Madonna Stone, Stef climbed her way through the bowels of Lower East Side Hell, vanquishing the lesser popstarlets who dared stand, sing off-key and badly dance in her way.

Along the way she befriended the trickster, Nicola Formichetti, the genie, Alexander McQueen and she even managed to soften the heart of Anna Wintour, the much-feared Ice Queen of Vogue. And when times looked bleak and impossible, she simply used her telephone hair piece to call in the aid of Beyoncé, the Good Queen of Fierce.

Newly crowned Lady Gaga, she rules over the millions of Little Monsters around the world. Today we raise our paws to celebrate a quarter century of Gaga; for inside Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, was always the spirit of Gaga, dwelling in patience for her time to come…or for Akon to sign her.

Now everyone, JUST DANCE!

The annual show, which reportedly gets more than a billion people teenage boys tuning in every year, offers something for everyone tonight. Not only will you see Lily Aldrige, Erin Heatherton, and Candace Swanepoel strut their stuff in sexy little numbers, but Katy Perry and Akon will also grace the stage for some expertly lip-synched performances.

Akon is filing a lawsuit against Konvict Cosmetics International for stealing his fragrance name “Konvict” and putting it on a “bootleg perfume”. The singer, who planned to release his own perfume with the same name, wants the company to stop the production of the fragrance immediately.

LINK LOVE: NYDN

Akon has debuted two new smell: Konvict Femme and Konvict Homme. I usually wouldn’t care about this, but I have to say that I’m quite impressed with the bottle design. The handcuff shaped fragrances have definitely caught my attention.

Akon will be giving back 10% of the $42 fragrance to his Konfidence Foundation which is “dedicated to increasing public awareness of the conditions in Africa.”

LINK LOVE: Now Smell This

We all saw it coming.  

In case you don’t get enough latex and leotards at American Apparel, Lady Gaga is sparking rumors that she’s launching a clothing line.

It doesn’t look like she has any concrete plans, but Gaga told The Mirror, “I can’t wait to do my own line. It’s definitely something I want to do in the next year, as I do have my own style. I’m already talking to my boy Akon about it.”

Yes. Akon.