(According to false reports.)

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Untrustworthy sources say that Jolie went in for a routine breast exam when her clavicle malfunctioned, and she started shooting laser beams out of her head.

Upon tackling the insanely sexy robot and interrogating “it,” authorities found that Jolie is a spy.

The sexy robot actress was sent to planet Earth by evil Zoltron to hoard fresh farm produce. (Strawberries are the source of her race’s power.)

I gotta say I’m not surprised on this one. I consider anyone with lips that luscious a robot. (That’s you, Kardashian.)

PS. Those 32 adopted children.. they’re alien drones. Sent to destroy you.

Gareth Pugh strikes again with a collection that I love, but in more of the spectacle aspect rather than wearability. The collection is entertaining, trendy, and all around art in my eyes. The collection reminds me of a mix between The Crow, Edward Scissor Hands and Alien (which is surprising, because Pugh himself fancies himself a Predator fan). The collection as always is seemingly distant from wearability, and Pugh himself seemed to be the only one in an outfit that would suit someones everyday fashion needs. Regardless, Pugh produced a hit in my eyes, and as much as the lack of wearability usually bothers me it doesn’t here. After all it is still the fashion world, we’ve come to expect this by now.

Gallery: RUNWAY RUNDOWN: Gareth Pugh Fall 2009 Collection

Courtesy of: Men’s Style