We Are Not The Same, I Am a Martian

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Hello Earthlings. It’s me, Krystal Glynn, bearing gifts from the likes of  Dion Lee, Therese Rawsthorne, Sass & Bide, Carla Zampatti, Michael Lo Sordo and Prada. I’ve come all the way from Australian publication Madison Magazine to be with you, NASA astronauts. I hope you don’t mind that my photographer Nick Scott came along. Fashion editor Nicole Bonython-Hines provides my sleek, futuristic look on the outside, but I’m an alien at heart.

According to Katy Perry’s New Video, Aliens Have Weaves & Purple Lips

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Bravo, Katy Perry, for doing something that doesn’t put me to sleep. In the video for her new song E.T., she sports bright rainbow makeup, turquoise contacts and a weave that gives Kim Zolciak a run for her money. I am in love with that blue-purple lipstick and need to know who makes it immediately.

Cowboys, Aliens and Daniel Craig

Edited by Josh Linam

Any Daniel Craig fans out there??

I don’t think I’m the only one who thinks DC is best when he’s bloody and battered.

His new flick Cowboys & Aliens should not disappoint.

Jessica Alba’s Sexed Up Post Baby Body [Video]

Edited by Saynt

Fortunately I was deemed penis-worthy in the womb and I’ll never have to experience gaining a shitload of weight cause a creature is growing in my belly Aliens style. Sadly this means I’ll never get to slut it up once I’ve lost all the baby gut.

Make Your Puss Smile With CLITTER!!!

Edited by Zmaji Robinson

Is there saggage in your pannies? Has your puddin’ bowl lost is flavor? Since child birth, does it resemble something out of the movie Aliens? Well make that monstrous, gaping-maw of an abyss shimmer and shine with Clitter!

Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO