5 Steps to a Video Ho: Rick Ross – All I Really Want ft. The Dream

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

In this week’s edition of 5 Steps to a Video Ho, we are taking a trip to Colombia with Rick Ross and The Dream to get what we really want. And what we really want is for the rosé to be flowing, our wrists to be shining and the hos to be shaking. The video for “All I Really Want” is hot, hot, hot just in time for the first weekend of summer, and we’ll show you how to look the part so you too can be one of the Da Boss’ main ladies.

5 Steps to a Video Ho: Trey Songz – Bottoms Up ft. Nicki Minaj

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

In this week’s edition of 5 Steps to a Video Ho, we’ll explore the dark depths of the club with Trey Songz in “Bottoms Up.” Featuring buxom babe Nicki “Can I get that coke, can I get that Henny” Minaj, there’s plenty of booty dropping and booze swilling to get you in the mood for your next spin on the dance floor. Look the part by following these five steps to channel these seductive harlots we lovingly know as video hos.

Take a Relentlessly Cute Flight on Air Hello Kitty, the Azealia Banks-Nicki Minaj Met Gala Confusion and Jessica Simpson Delivers

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- American Apparel continues to lose money while pervy CEO Dov Charney continues to rake it in with a $10 million paycheck. As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. And for AA, that’s apparently herpes. [The Cut]

- Taiwan’s Eva Airlines allows you to fly in style, that is if you have the style of a 13-year-old Japanese schoolgirl. Eva’s line of Hello Kitty-branded airplanes is basically JetBlue on a potent combination of acid, ketamine and adorable. [Buzzfeed]

INDIE REWIND: 10 Stoner Style Don’ts for 420

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

To quote a famous poet, “I got the Rolly on my arm and I’m pourin’ Chandon/ And I roll the best weed ’cause I got it goin’ on.” Yes, we can all have it going on this April 20th, just the way his High Holy Snoopness intended it. 420 is like stoner Christmas — the holidaze to end all holidaze. You’re likely to see these mavericks of marijuana — these Wizards of Weedly Place, these potentates of pot intake — wandering the streets and haunting 7-11′s the world over, as out of touch as their wardrobes. Granted, the garden variety stoner is not what one would call a fashionista, but if they can they lift their dreadlocked heads from the sweet, sweet lips of their bong to take a look in the mirror, they can avoid these few style missteps and look as fly as they feel.

Madonna’s Record’s Record Drop, There but for the Grace of Kelly Goes Kidman and the Wedding Gifts That Keep on Giving

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- American Apparel CEO/noted scumbag Dov Charney doesn’t think that he’s “inappropriate at all”  and that all those lawsuits are just “a testimony to [his] success.” His success at being completely unaware of his own inappropriateness. [Styleite]

- Thank you for tweeting a friend. Betty White has joined Twitter! [Twitter]

- Madonna has set yet another Billboard record…this time for the biggest second week drop in chart history. Madge hasn’t seen a fall like that since she bent over to look at her face in the mirror. [Paper]

Pugh’s Tutus, Lagerfeld Says Sorry to Adele with Chanel and Ryan Gosling Saving the World One Woman at a Time

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Called it. Leonard has confirmed the exit of Maxime Simoens. I knew I couldn’t trust that Simoens as far as I could throw him. Which would be pretty far, he seems rather willowy. Let the Dior speculation continue! [WWD, sub req'd]

- Gareth Pugh‘s costumes for the Royal Opera House production of the ballet Carbon Life — which also features music by Mark Ronson — and it’s safe to say this is not your traditional tutu. Which is perhaps the only safe thing about this. [Telegraph]

Banned in Britain: American Apparel Warned Not to “Inappropriately Sexualize Women”

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Britain’s Advertising Standards Authority has struck again. The ASA has come down on a series of ads American Apparel ran on their website and in a magazine last fall, deeming them “exploitative” and “voyeuristic,” despite AA’s claims that the images are basically what the kids are into these days.

Abercrombie Wrestles with Its Sexuality, André Leon Talley Gets His Own Show and Stefano Pilati Talks YSL

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Marie Antoinette may have lost her head but at least homegirl kept her shoes. A pair of the infamous queen’s pumps dating back to 1790 sold for over $57,000 at a recent French auction. [WWD]

- Abercrombie & Fitch got in touch with its not-so-inner homosexual with this Bruce Weber-directed homage to hot boys groping each other wrestling. Seriously, when is A&F going to stop circling the gay porno airport and bring that sucker into a well-lubricated landing? Video after le jump. [Huff Po]

American Apparel’s Dov Charney May Not Be a Sex Slave Master After All

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Remember that time American Apparel CEO/human trash dump Dov Charney was accused of holding one of his employees as a “sex slave” on her 18th birthday, leading to a $260 million lawsuit? Well, a New York state judge has approved a motion by Charney’s lawyer to have the case  settled in arbitration, rather than in open court. Everything’s coming up Charney!

9 Naughty Bits That Will Sex Up Your Outfit

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

A splash of skin says sexy, but a corset outside the clothes says you’re a sex kitten with savvy style. A does a deep dark seam guiding the eyes up the leg. Choice accessories can turn an innocent look sultry, so you can reel in a lover or keep one intrigued.