LINK LOVE: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/QmMBSRzCUWg/amy-winehouse-rap-attempt-a-true-horror-show

Wino has apparently given up singing to take up rapping. She describes herself as “Jewmaican” and uses lines like “Listen. I can write ten raps a night, it don’t matter, but you know that it’s tight.” I’m confused, and my ears hurt…

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, amy winehouse raps, jewmaicans

Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on Buzznet in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess.  We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.

1. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.

2. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.

3. Pete Wentz: Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.

4. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.

5. Jeffree Star: Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.

6. Lily Allen: Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas

7. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.

8. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.

9. Ronnie Radke: Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.

10. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.

Thank you Eleven Past Eleven, thank you.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, buzznet, demi lovato, eleven past eleven, fall out boy, gabe saporta, guy ripley, jeffree star, lily allen, Metro Station, perez hilton, pete wentz, ronnie radke, ryan ross, the millionaires, trace cyrus

Hopefully this is a big joke, and due to the source it just might be, but British paper the Daily Star is claiming that Amy Winehouse is in talks to launch her own perfume. She would be joining countless celebrities and although I don’t really want to smell like them either, at least they are clean. A namless industry insider seems to agree with me saying: “Frankly, she doesn’t look like she smells that nice, so doing some positive publicity to prove it doesn’t just smell of stale booze and fags would be vital.” Well, I guess if you want to smell like a bum you can begin lining up now. I won’t be joining you, but I was nice enough to pick a flattering picture of Amy.

SOURCE: Daily Star

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, perfume, Smelling like a Bum

And we thought Amy Winehouse was bad…Courtney Love looks like she’s been putting a little less food, and a bit more of something else in her body.  She’d be well hidden if it weren’t for that awful cutoff tshirt and slew of tangled necklaces.

SOURCE: The Superficial

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, courtney love

This list was too big for just ten. Here’s 20 celebrity hairstyles that just bother us.

1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.

3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.

4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.

7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled.  And wtf is up with his eyebrows?

9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.

10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair. 

11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.

12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.

13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.

14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.

15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.

16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.

17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair

18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!

19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006.  He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.

20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?

I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?

READ MORE ABOUT: adam lambert, Agyness Deyn, alice dellal, Amber Rose, Amy Winehouse, betsey johnson, billy ray cyrus, brett michaels, carmen electra, carrot top, Cassie, Cindy Crawford, donald trump, jennifer lopez, Jethro Cave, kate goesslin, kate hudson, katie holmes, katy perry, Megan Fox, Rihanna, Robert Pattinson, sarah jessica parker, victoria beckham, Zac Efron

Better known as LADY GAGA, Stefani says that she dyes her hair blond to avoid being mistaken for AMY WINEHOUSE.

“Amy is a badass but I want to be known for my own look.”

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, lady gaga, stefani germanotta

hahahha. Trend de la Creme told us that PPQ is collaborating with Amy Winehouse to produce a fashion line, and we agree with them, I wonder what that will consist of?  A slew of designers have already designed Wino-inspired gag-accessories…

Clockwise from the tshirt: Cafepress.com, girlprops.com, Stacey Rebecca, David Shrigley, Modern Minx, and centered, Titanium Kay.  Who knew Wino could be such an inspiration to the fashion world?

SOURCE: Trend de la Creme

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, cafepress.com, david shrigley, girlprops.com, modern minx, ppq, stacey rebecca, titanium kay

• Rihanna’s cancels concert. [Neon Limelight]

• Ciara’s duets with Chris Brown. [Rolling Stone]
• Madonna can’t have a baby[Reuters]
• The 3 year old baby’s 15 year old father speaks out against Madonna. [E!]
• Britney Spears. TERRIFIED. [Perez Hilton]
• Pink “if I were gay, do you really think I would have a problem coming out?” [Perez Hilton]
• Beyonce’s “somebody’s getting fired.” [Perez Hilton]
• Roman Polanski. No longer a sex offender?!? [AP]
• Janet Jackson tittie is still making news. [L.A. Times]
• Amy Winehouse gets down with a mystery man. [The Daily Mail]
• According to Cloney, Rande Gerber didn’t fondle anyone. [TMZ]
• Nicolas Cage movie is causing causalties. [TMZ]
• “He almost lost it completely on The Soloist, so it’s little wonder he went nuts on Miley like that. I mean, people just don’t know how close to the edge he really was.” a “friend” on Jamie Foxx [E!]
• Robert Duvall against Walmart. [AP]
• Octomom gets sued. [TMZ]
• They tried to make him go to rehab but he said no, no, no says Dennis Rodman’s rep. [E!]
• Jennifer Hudson is taking a break. [E!]
• Twilight and Slumdog Millionaire lead the MTV Movie Award nominations. Weird. [People]
• Diddy and Russell Brand hang out in Las Vegas. [RussellBrand.tv]
• Holly hearts Russell. “Russell and Holly were flirting with each other all night,” a source says. [E!]
• Paula Abdul releases something. [L.A. Times]
• Jessica Alba says her 11 month old daughter Honor Marie is “covered in lots of drool.” [People]
• Eminem = 20 Vicodin, Ambien, and Valium a day.  [People]
• Alexis Bledel says she is interested in doing a film in Spanish. [Wall Street Journal]
• Margaret Cho said, “I don’t think of her as plus-size. I just think of her as beautiful. I think people are going to fall in love with Brooke and the character Jane and realize that beauty comes in all sizes. That’s something we are trying to promote with the show. The idea of being plus-size is somewhat ridiculous, because most women are. I mean, I am, and most women are.” [CNN]
• “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” – Shia LaBeouf is a momma’s boy. [Star]

LINKAGE: Rihanna Cancels “Comeback” Concert; Madonna’s Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]

READ MORE ABOUT: alexis bledel, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Jamie Foxx, janet jackson, jessica alba, Madonna, Nicolas Cage, Rihanna, Slumdog Millionaire

Believe it or not, while browsing this spread, Amy Winehouse’s “Back To Black” shuffled its way onto my iTunes. Although Ironic and cliche, the song, in combination with the spread, just reaffirmed that black is A-ok for the spring. The editorial, shot by Jacques Dequeker featuring model Isabeli Fontana, really shows off the textures and shapes of these fierce black pieces. The spread itself isn’t anything groundbreaking, but the clothes, oh, the clothes. Forget my attempt at brightening it up this spring…bring on the black! 

GALLERY: SPREAD UM: “Iguatemi” Vogue Brasil April 2009

Thanks Fashion Copious! 

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, Isabeli Fontana, Vogue Brasil

Amy Winehouse has been told to keep her clothes on. Apparently, she’s been enjoying some streaking while on vacation/extended rehab/downward spiral. It should be illegal to look so crackish when you’ve got her moneys.

LINKAGE: Crazy Crack Whore and I don’t Care

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse

RUMOR ALERT! RUMOR ALERT! AND I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT THAT UGLY CHIN WITH THE LAST NAME WILLIS EITHER! There are rumors swirling that Kris Van Assche is getting the boot from Dior Homme after his consistently poor performance over the course of the past couple seasons. Who is he rumored to be replaced by? Well if you’re that slow and haven’t realized that all the buzz is pointing to the Men’s “IT” designer of the year Gareth Pugh, then just stop reading this now and head towards the kitchen for a knife and begin cutting slowly.

Since the hype around Pugh is swirling without any signs of dissipation, Dior Homme is apparently bringing him in for some consulting work, thus resulting in the departure of Van Assche. Word has it that the rumors began when the daughter of LVMH owner Bernard Arnault was spotted front row at the Pugh show. 

It was also said that Pugh’s show this season was his “audition” for the job. If this is the case Van Assche has the same chance of keeping his job as Amy Winehouse does at getting sober.

Could this be the resurrection of Dior Homme? Let’s hope so!

Image courtesy of: The Fashionisto

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, Bernard Arnault, Dior Homme, gareth pugh, kris van assche, LVMH

I’m not sure if this is Lady Gaga, but seriously, why not. Thank god we’ve got our own little Amy Winehouse here in Brooklyn. I was worried I’d have no one to talk shit about when that British crack whore finally ODs on a Heath Ledger cocktail.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, heath ledger, lady gaga

I’m not sure what this is but we have three photos of it and feel you should be aware that if you attempt it people will assume you are really an alien in disguise a la Mars Attacks.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, sideways beehive

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, BASH

Well Indies, we’ve come to the end of this gaping maw of a butthole we call 2008. As the resident douchecack, I felt I needed to violate you one last time like R Kelly at a Girl Scouts sleepover before we cross over into 09′. This year has been bitter sweet hasn’t it my Fashionophiles?

We got our 1st black president but we lost a hot, stacked soccer mom with power suits that made Hilary Clinton’s snicker doodle implode with jealousy.

Britney brought sexy back but Amy CrackHouse started looking like something out of Thriller.

Christian Siriano released magnificent product, taking his spot as a candidate for fashion’s future but this season’s Project Runway sucked man-berriez like eager back alley prostitwats.

Fashion Indie’s Fashion Week Brooklyn was the toast of New York but Marc Jacobs continued to flash bystanders that malnourished little peen from under his crushed velvet man skirt………..NYPD did nothing, PIGS!

Daniel Saynt and Rebecca Alexander joined in matrimony, filling the world with love and beauteously raunchy married relations but Spencer and Heidi threatened us with the possibility of producing offspring, filling the world with fear and horror, sending some into suicidal fits of madness.

Sasha Fierce killed in Grace Jonesesque chic but made stinky poo glitter all over music.

Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion but Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion…………..and yes he’s still ‘IGNANT’, his brain’s still in his ass!

Fashion Indie got more awesome-er but Annie Wintour is still in power devouring the souls of our young, all whilst enjoying high tea.

And lastly but most importantly, I’ve never been more sexifull…………Put A Ring On It!

See ya on the other side Indies

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, Anna Wintour, beyonce, Britney Spears, heidi montag, Kanye West, sasha fierce, spencer pratt

Oh Amy Winehouse, when will you realize no one cares anymore? If you remember a couple months ago we had the When Will Amy Winehouse Die? post in which the members of Fashion Indie guessed when this walking mummy would spare us all and call it quits. Well in an exciting turn of events, Amy has been put on suicide watch after she was caught with a knife to her chest saying she wanted to kill herself. Though none of us had her going quite so soon, I will say my Halloween guess is starting to look rather positive. Of course we would never wish death upon someone, the end seems inevitable for Amy, especially when she recently shared her aspirations of dying young like the infamous Sid Vicious.

Thanks to Hollywood Rag for the image.

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse

For Lego’s 30th Anniversary it has released a series of celebrity Lego’s. These creepy replica’s of today’s most famous and infamous celebs will not be released to the public. And maybe that’s a good thing because these things are seriously scary. Enjoy:

Amy Winehouse

Brad and Angelina

Posh and Becks

Madonna

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READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, angelina jolie, brad pitt, LEGO, Madonna

Tom Ford is never one to shy away on a photo shoot, so when I saw chicken being used in this ad, I was not in the least bit surprised. The big, full hair brings up thoughts of Jackie Kennedy and Amy Winehouse (never thought I would say those two names in the same sentence). Well at least we know Tom feeds his models!

Thanks FabSugar

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, Jackie Kennedy, Tom Ford

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Though Katy Perry herself has a very unique style, it is quite apparent a few adjustments have been made in her look of late. She has always been a mix between Amy Winehouse and Dita Von Teese in my eyes, and I think her new look only reinforces that view. When your debut single tops the charts for ten or so weeks, your label is willing to toss some extra money your way, and it looks like Katy spent it well on a good stylist. Katy is constantly seen wearing young, up-and-coming, indie designers which we love so much about her. She has also been seen rocking some New york Couture as well!

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, Before They Had Stylist, dita von teese, katy perry, new york couture

Amy Winehouse, Lindsey LoHan, Gary Busey, Lauryn Hill and NOW Kanye West?!

The newest trend catching on in Tinsleytown is unadulterated, cockeye-ded, old school, CRAZY. It’s a great accessory when you’re spiraling downward into the abyss of nothingness and has-been-ness. Now understand, I don’t mean slightly cooky or peculiar behaviour either, I mean Joan Collins “Mommy Dearest”, trigger finger Phil Spector, Ike Turner cracked out UFC shennaniganed, Marlon Brando crazy. I mean soup sandwhich crazy. As you all know, I’m not really into talking about people……*crickets*…….but I think that some interventions and shock therapy sessions are in order – OR – maybe something more midevil like bleeding with leeches……….can we do that anymore?

Amy Winehouse looks like she’s two puffs away from dying in her own sick, Kanye’s rockin’ that homeless/crazed sorority girl killer/serial rapist look that’s so HOT right now, Lindseys sadomasochistic fall is being chronicled by the ever affectionate tabloids, Lauryn Hill is 3 wings and a case of salmonella short of a family bucket from KFC and Gary Busey………well…….let’s just say that no one can convince me that he’s not burying bodies in his backyard or eating the flesh of the dead, now that’s certifiable!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, BASH, Kanye West, lauren hill, lindsay

Vanity Fair released their list. Here is ours!

Top 25 best dressed:

Tavi, the 12- year-old blogger, always takes a dose of fashion daily. Starting at young age, it’s clear fashion is in her roots. Embracing her style, the blogger takes a picture daily for all to see her stardom.

Walking off the Gossip Girl set Blake Lively never steps out of her fashion forward character. The actress is always looking trendy and perfectly put together.

Camilla Belle never fails to strut her success with the perfect outfit. Camilla always accessorizes perfectly for her unique outfits.

Taking after her mother, Lourdes Leon never fails to make a statement. It’s clear Lourdes is just one step away from becoming the daring icon, who’s footsteps she follows.

Zoe Kravitz never fails to impress us with her fashion choices. She’s a gal who certainly knows how to accessorize while choosing bright colors to make a statement.

Demi Lovato emerges into fame the right way with fashion at the forefront. Demi always looks dressed to impress with the latest trends, while bringing her personal style to the table.

Katy Perry’s fame hit us from the blindspot, but we’re not complaining. We like a girl who isn’t afraid of expression; Katy’s always been a girl who speaks, or sings, her mind; her fashion choices reflect this as well.

Joe Jonas takes no backseat to fashion. The trendsetter is always looking on his game in ties, jackets, and our favorite hats!

Our man Kingston Stefani always has his fashion cap on. Kingston doesn’t need Gwen! He’s been a trendsetter since day one.

Suri Cruise, the emergin fashionista herself, is always looking ready to strut in her adorable dresses and skirts. I don’t think this gal has ever repeated an outfit!

Bijou Phillips doesn’t just look style ready in her ad campaigns. The supermodel’s always in character with elegant skirts, coats, and our favorite chic dresses.

Emergin teen actress Selena Gomez hits the scene with the perfectly trendy outfits. We love that this girl knows how to dress her age while still keeping her unique sense of style in mind.

Emma Watson has shed her Harry Potter gettup nowadays and she’s ready to hit the streets as an icon for current fashions. We think she’s doing a good job! Keep the cute dresses coming.

Though Mary-Kate Olsen is often judged for her “out-there” fashion choices, we like that she knows how to make an entrance. She’s not afraid of her style and she certainly knows how to put together an outfit.

Jessica Szohr may look simple, but she always looks trendy. The actress is always camera ready with her fashion foot forward.

Taking after his father, Jaden Smith never fails to impress. When the 10-year-old enters a room all eyes are on him because he’s the trendsetter.

Known for being self-induldged and overly confident teen on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick has style with a voice. Talks of Ed’s own clothing line are emerging, and if it features his own style, we can’t wait!

15-year-old Taylor Momsen has stepped into the limelight lately, and she’s done so with the right idea. Known as “Jennie” on Gossip Girl, Taylor’s always looking fabulous in the perfect variety of dresses that never ends.

Starring in Weeds, Hunter Parrish doesn’t ever forget where the cameras are. Hunter’s always looking great in suits, jackets, and colors that work wonders.

Coming close to the release of her new movie, Alexis Bledel is looking better than ever! The actress has been seen in a vartiety of elegant dresses looking red-carpet ready constantly.

Being Leo Dicaprio’s girlfriend certainly has its perks. Now, not only does the supermodel have the camera on her during shoots, she has the camera on her nearly all the time. Bar Rafaeli keeps her style alive as she pursues a unique spin on popular trends that always turns out on a positive note.

Becki Newton certainly knows how to accessorize. The actress loves her dresses and numerous styles of shoes, which she brings to the red carpet in confidence.

Keira Knightley knows what it’s like to be famous on two fronts. Keira’s not only known for her acting talents, but she’s a fashionista in her own right. Keira loves her elaborate dresses, and so do we! She’s always in iconic character.

Designer’s daughter on Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester certainly follows up her character’s fashion choices in real life. Leighton always picks the right ensemble.  Whether its pencil skirts with heels or chic dresses with the perfect handbag, Leighton never fails to impress

Top 15 Worst Dressed:

“Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit,” for her face! This Danity Kane singer is always wearing to much makeup and not enough clothes. Aubrey O’Day used to look good, but she has really been a tranny mess of late.

Amy Winehouse used to be such a cute innocent girl from England. She used to dress well, and fairly conservative too. Now she is a cracked out drug and alcohol abuser who spends more time “powdering her nose” than getting dressed (if she event puts clothes on).

She started out as a “Heroine Chic” hipster forerunner. Now Cory Kennedy is just a heroine user who just blends in with all the Williamsburg hipsters. She has become surprisingly unoriginal, and could seriously use a shower.

I can’t stand the fact that Rihanna is tricking the impressionable minds of the American youth that leather leggings are fashionable. We give her props for trying to support smaller indie designers, but when you look like that you’re almost giving them a bad rep. Let us not forget that week span where she was photographed wearing the same outfit everyday.

What did we really expect from the offspring of a professional wrestler and 2008’s cougar of the year. I think it is safe to say Brooke Hogan doesn’t know best.

Kim Kardashian has really lived up to her sex tape making reputation by continuing her slutty appearance off camera. You know your dad always says how you may give the wrong impression to guys with the way you dress? Well this is what he was talking about.

There is someting ironic about dressing like a tough rocker and then proceeding to threaten transexuals like Trace Cyrus does. If you were ever confused on what an “emo” kid looks like, well here is your answer. I personally have never had problems with tattoos, but facial piercings are a totally different story.

I thought we were over the guy liner and flat ironing our hair phase, but Pete Wentz just won’t let it go. Not that I don’t occasionally enjoy wearing a comfortable hooded sweatshirt. But when thats all you wear and you always have the hood up, it gets old fast. Lucky for him his wife isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, or she might force him to change his look for once.

Is it bad that “Little Miss Sunshine” makes me want to puke every time I see her? Yes, she may be twelve but regardless Abigail Breslin dresses like crap. We live in a decade where twelve year old girls are supposed to look eighteen, and well it’s no fun when you actually look twelve. Can someone say stylist?

When you are following in the footsteps of Cory Kennedy (who is already on this list), what did you expect? You are a wannbe hipster who spends your C-list celebrity paycheck on coke and alcohol. Oh and the OC wasn’t even that good! Guess this is what happens when you have to go back to shopping at Urban Outfitters because your career is over.

This Canadian punk wannabe, Avril Lavigne, should be deported immediately. The pink, black and white color scheme was done years ago, right along with pink streaks in your hair. You tour is doing terrible and so is your stylist.

Sam looks decent for a guy, but still not even that good. We are over the whole fedora and high top sneakers everyday. I would pay to see her in a dress, but I guess one of them had to be the man of the relationship, and it seems like Lindsay wouldn’t give in.

Since her boy toy Spencer came out and said how he gets paid to go places and gets all this free stuff, we can’t help but think that the disgusting clothes Heidi wears were free. Heidi is exactly what fashion shouldn’t be. Her style is terrible and as fake as her chest…and nose…and hair color…and reality show!

Well Tila Tequila does dress right for the job of being the biggest MySpace whore of all time. She is the only one with bad enough style that both guys and girls don’t want to date her.

This self proclaimed “trendsetter” couldn’t be any further from that in my eyes. When you show up to red carpet events in graduation gowns and turbans claiming to be fashionable you know you have a problem. You know you aren’t looking so good when every other poorly dressed person on this list is complimenting you, and every one on the best dressed list is laughing at you from a distance. I will say his best accessory is his little “mushroom cut” rocking friend Anna Wintour, but only because it dumbs down his awfulness. Fashion should be different and outlandish at the time, but practical at the same time. Andre doesn’t have that.

*Commentary on our worst dressed is courtesy of Corey Moran.. so hate him!

READ MORE ABOUT: abigail breslin, alexis bledel, Amy Winehouse, Andre Leon Talley, aubrey o'day, avril lavigne, bar rafaeli, becki newton, bijou phillips, Blake Lively, brooke hogan, camilla belle, demi lovato, ed westwick, emma watson, heidi montag, hunter parrish, jaden smith, jessica szohr, joe jonas, katy perry, kim kardashian, kingston, Leighton Meester, lourdes leon, may kate olsen, mischa barton, pete wentz, Rihanna, samantha ronson, selena gomez, suri cruise, tavi, Taylor Momsen, Tila Tequila, trace cyrus, vanity fair, zoe kravitz

Amy Winehouse’s Madame Tussauds wax statue with Winehouse’s parents.  

Amy was not present at the unveiling ceremony… She was busy. 

As much as I love Amy Winehouse’s music, her behavior is clearly out of control. Madame Tussauds London wax museum honored the absent Winehouse, by erecting an Amy Winehouse wax figure. Her sweet parents were in attendance. Her wax portrayal is a little different than her real appearance. For instance, Winehouse is not disheveled,scarred, snorting or smoking anything. Miraculous! Tussauds did follow through with the soul singer’s myriad of tattoos. It’s sad. Tussauds probably did this to honor Winehouse before her inevitable death. 

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, London, Madame Tussauds

The new Guess? ads are out, and causing a case of Deja Vu. The ubiquitous blond Guess girl has gone “Back to Black”, by channeling their inner Amy Winehouse. The hair and eyes definitely resemble Ms. Winehouse. While, the look is epitomizes the soul singer, this could never be the infamous Amy Winehouse because the model is healthy, she is not calling for her Blake Blake or her three trusty backup singers.  

Thanks to Fashionista for the pics! 

READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, fashionista, Guess?, healthy, model, Soul

The 2008 Glastonbury Festival is over and done, but the stream of fashion photos from the event continue to stream in. We’ve got some of our favorite celebrity picts from the hits and misses of the London music festival.

Kelly Osbourne, Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse

Kelly looks like she’s trying to hide some of her left over fat flaps (come on, you know she got a case of the gastric) under this ill fitting peasant dress. The color sucks and the boots are vicious.  Kate Moss verified her status as fading fashion trendsetter with a look that rocked three years ago when Sienna Miller did it. Also, more boots.  Amy Winehouse looks ridiculous in the dress above, the push-up padding ain’t working and no one really wants to here Rehab for the millionth time. Amy, come out with a new album or die already, you’re really starting to annoy me.

Portia Freeman and Alexa Chung

Pete Doherty’s coke/fuck buddy looks like a poor mans Courtney Love, while Alexa Chung looks like she’s dating her younger brother. More BOOTS!!! You know, I get it. It’s muddy so you figure you need to throw on a pair of black foot rapers, but seriously could one of you been original and worn a different color or something.  I kind of love the high waisted shorts though, what do you think indies, trendspark worthy?

Duffy gives her best O-face and rocks out with more high-waisted shorts. (Totally gonna be a trendspark).

Kelly Osborn, Lily Allen, Pixie Geldof

I really want yellow rain coats to be cool. Can some of you out there get on this?  Or maybe a designer can work on creating it? Lily Allen is starting to look like a caricature of herself, no?  And Pixie has one of the coolest cardigans I’ve seen in a long time.  Oh yeah, AND MORE FUCKING BOOTS….

Daisy Lowe, Pixie Geldof, Kelly Osbourne

Is Daisy Lowe the British Corey Kennedy?  Also Pixie is my favorite person and Kelly looks like one of Michael Jackson’s kids.

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