LINK LOVE: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gawker/full/~3/QmMBSRzCUWg/amy-winehouse-rap-attempt-a-true-horror-show

Wino has apparently given up singing to take up rapping. She describes herself as “Jewmaican” and uses lines like “Listen. I can write ten raps a night, it don’t matter, but you know that it’s tight.” I’m confused, and my ears hurt…

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed

Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on Buzznet in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess.  We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.

1. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.

2. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.

3. Pete Wentz: Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.

4. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.

5. Jeffree Star: Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.

6. Lily Allen: Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas

7. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.

8. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.

9. Ronnie Radke: Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.

10. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.

Thank you Eleven Past Eleven, thank you.

Hopefully this is a big joke, and due to the source it just might be, but British paper the Daily Star is claiming that Amy Winehouse is in talks to launch her own perfume. She would be joining countless celebrities and although I don’t really want to smell like them either, at least they are clean. A namless industry insider seems to agree with me saying: “Frankly, she doesn’t look like she smells that nice, so doing some positive publicity to prove it doesn’t just smell of stale booze and fags would be vital.” Well, I guess if you want to smell like a bum you can begin lining up now. I won’t be joining you, but I was nice enough to pick a flattering picture of Amy.

SOURCE: Daily Star

And we thought Amy Winehouse was bad…Courtney Love looks like she’s been putting a little less food, and a bit more of something else in her body.  She’d be well hidden if it weren’t for that awful cutoff tshirt and slew of tangled necklaces.

SOURCE: The Superficial

This list was too big for just ten. Here’s 20 celebrity hairstyles that just bother us.

1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?

2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.

3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.

4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?

5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.

6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.

7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top

8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled.  And wtf is up with his eyebrows?

9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.

10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair. 

11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.

12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.

13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.

14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.

15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.

16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.

17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair

18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!

19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006.  He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.

20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?

I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?

Better known as LADY GAGA, Stefani says that she dyes her hair blond to avoid being mistaken for AMY WINEHOUSE.

“Amy is a badass but I want to be known for my own look.”

hahahha. Trend de la Creme told us that PPQ is collaborating with Amy Winehouse to produce a fashion line, and we agree with them, I wonder what that will consist of?  A slew of designers have already designed Wino-inspired gag-accessories…

Clockwise from the tshirt: Cafepress.com, girlprops.com, Stacey Rebecca, David Shrigley, Modern Minx, and centered, Titanium Kay.  Who knew Wino could be such an inspiration to the fashion world?

SOURCE: Trend de la Creme

• Rihanna’s cancels concert. [Neon Limelight]

• Ciara’s duets with Chris Brown. [Rolling Stone]
• Madonna can’t have a baby[Reuters]
• The 3 year old baby’s 15 year old father speaks out against Madonna. [E!]
• Britney Spears. TERRIFIED. [Perez Hilton]
• Pink “if I were gay, do you really think I would have a problem coming out?” [Perez Hilton]
• Beyonce’s “somebody’s getting fired.” [Perez Hilton]
• Roman Polanski. No longer a sex offender?!? [AP]
• Janet Jackson tittie is still making news. [L.A. Times]
• Amy Winehouse gets down with a mystery man. [The Daily Mail]
• According to Cloney, Rande Gerber didn’t fondle anyone. [TMZ]
• Nicolas Cage movie is causing causalties. [TMZ]
• “He almost lost it completely on The Soloist, so it’s little wonder he went nuts on Miley like that. I mean, people just don’t know how close to the edge he really was.” a “friend” on Jamie Foxx [E!]
• Robert Duvall against Walmart. [AP]
• Octomom gets sued. [TMZ]
• They tried to make him go to rehab but he said no, no, no says Dennis Rodman’s rep. [E!]
• Jennifer Hudson is taking a break. [E!]
• Twilight and Slumdog Millionaire lead the MTV Movie Award nominations. Weird. [People]
• Diddy and Russell Brand hang out in Las Vegas. [RussellBrand.tv]
• Holly hearts Russell. “Russell and Holly were flirting with each other all night,” a source says. [E!]
• Paula Abdul releases something. [L.A. Times]
• Jessica Alba says her 11 month old daughter Honor Marie is “covered in lots of drool.” [People]
• Eminem = 20 Vicodin, Ambien, and Valium a day.  [People]
• Alexis Bledel says she is interested in doing a film in Spanish. [Wall Street Journal]
• Margaret Cho said, “I don’t think of her as plus-size. I just think of her as beautiful. I think people are going to fall in love with Brooke and the character Jane and realize that beauty comes in all sizes. That’s something we are trying to promote with the show. The idea of being plus-size is somewhat ridiculous, because most women are. I mean, I am, and most women are.” [CNN]
• “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” – Shia LaBeouf is a momma’s boy. [Star]

LINKAGE: Rihanna Cancels “Comeback” Concert; Madonna’s Adoption Case Adjourned Indefinitely [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]

Believe it or not, while browsing this spread, Amy Winehouse’s “Back To Black” shuffled its way onto my iTunes. Although Ironic and cliche, the song, in combination with the spread, just reaffirmed that black is A-ok for the spring. The editorial, shot by Jacques Dequeker featuring model Isabeli Fontana, really shows off the textures and shapes of these fierce black pieces. The spread itself isn’t anything groundbreaking, but the clothes, oh, the clothes. Forget my attempt at brightening it up this spring…bring on the black! 

GALLERY: SPREAD UM: “Iguatemi” Vogue Brasil April 2009

Thanks Fashion Copious! 

Amy Winehouse has been told to keep her clothes on. Apparently, she’s been enjoying some streaking while on vacation/extended rehab/downward spiral. It should be illegal to look so crackish when you’ve got her moneys.

LINKAGE: Crazy Crack Whore and I don’t Care

RUMOR ALERT! RUMOR ALERT! AND I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT THAT UGLY CHIN WITH THE LAST NAME WILLIS EITHER! There are rumors swirling that Kris Van Assche is getting the boot from Dior Homme after his consistently poor performance over the course of the past couple seasons. Who is he rumored to be replaced by? Well if you’re that slow and haven’t realized that all the buzz is pointing to the Men’s “IT” designer of the year Gareth Pugh, then just stop reading this now and head towards the kitchen for a knife and begin cutting slowly.

Since the hype around Pugh is swirling without any signs of dissipation, Dior Homme is apparently bringing him in for some consulting work, thus resulting in the departure of Van Assche. Word has it that the rumors began when the daughter of LVMH owner Bernard Arnault was spotted front row at the Pugh show. 

It was also said that Pugh’s show this season was his “audition” for the job. If this is the case Van Assche has the same chance of keeping his job as Amy Winehouse does at getting sober.

Could this be the resurrection of Dior Homme? Let’s hope so!

Image courtesy of: The Fashionisto

I’m not sure if this is Lady Gaga, but seriously, why not. Thank god we’ve got our own little Amy Winehouse here in Brooklyn. I was worried I’d have no one to talk shit about when that British crack whore finally ODs on a Heath Ledger cocktail.

I’m not sure what this is but we have three photos of it and feel you should be aware that if you attempt it people will assume you are really an alien in disguise a la Mars Attacks.

Well Indies, we’ve come to the end of this gaping maw of a butthole we call 2008. As the resident douchecack, I felt I needed to violate you one last time like R Kelly at a Girl Scouts sleepover before we cross over into 09′. This year has been bitter sweet hasn’t it my Fashionophiles?

We got our 1st black president but we lost a hot, stacked soccer mom with power suits that made Hilary Clinton’s snicker doodle implode with jealousy.

Britney brought sexy back but Amy CrackHouse started looking like something out of Thriller.

Christian Siriano released magnificent product, taking his spot as a candidate for fashion’s future but this season’s Project Runway sucked man-berriez like eager back alley prostitwats.

Fashion Indie’s Fashion Week Brooklyn was the toast of New York but Marc Jacobs continued to flash bystanders that malnourished little peen from under his crushed velvet man skirt………..NYPD did nothing, PIGS!

Daniel Saynt and Rebecca Alexander joined in matrimony, filling the world with love and beauteously raunchy married relations but Spencer and Heidi threatened us with the possibility of producing offspring, filling the world with fear and horror, sending some into suicidal fits of madness.

Sasha Fierce killed in Grace Jonesesque chic but made stinky poo glitter all over music.

Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion but Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion…………..and yes he’s still ‘IGNANT’, his brain’s still in his ass!

Fashion Indie got more awesome-er but Annie Wintour is still in power devouring the souls of our young, all whilst enjoying high tea.

And lastly but most importantly, I’ve never been more sexifull…………Put A Ring On It!

See ya on the other side Indies

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Oh Amy Winehouse, when will you realize no one cares anymore? If you remember a couple months ago we had the When Will Amy Winehouse Die? post in which the members of Fashion Indie guessed when this walking mummy would spare us all and call it quits. Well in an exciting turn of events, Amy has been put on suicide watch after she was caught with a knife to her chest saying she wanted to kill herself. Though none of us had her going quite so soon, I will say my Halloween guess is starting to look rather positive. Of course we would never wish death upon someone, the end seems inevitable for Amy, especially when she recently shared her aspirations of dying young like the infamous Sid Vicious.

Thanks to Hollywood Rag for the image.

For Lego’s 30th Anniversary it has released a series of celebrity Lego’s. These creepy replica’s of today’s most famous and infamous celebs will not be released to the public. And maybe that’s a good thing because these things are seriously scary. Enjoy:

Amy Winehouse

Brad and Angelina

Posh and Becks

Madonna

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Tom Ford is never one to shy away on a photo shoot, so when I saw chicken being used in this ad, I was not in the least bit surprised. The big, full hair brings up thoughts of Jackie Kennedy and Amy Winehouse (never thought I would say those two names in the same sentence). Well at least we know Tom feeds his models!

Thanks FabSugar